Jack Penate

Though 2007’s Matinee crashed into the UK Top 10 for many Penate was nothing more than a posh geezer with a penchant for indie rockabilly and a habit of dancing as if his legs were made of string.

New York, USA

He came to prominence as the supporting male in the cast of post-Lily Allen dropped-aitch pop peddling music that sounded like the Libertines might have done had they been developed by scientists in a sterile environment.

We arrive at Heaven after 8.30, just as the venue is filing up, it’s a great setting situated beneath the Craven Street arches, although I have to say that the beer on tap was flat, so we suck from the bottle instead. Gold Silvers were the main support tonight and the crowd reflrcted this in their aqttire of

O2 Empire Shepherds Bush, London, UK

Or, to put it another way – Using breakfast TV analogies of yesteryear – he’s a slightly cooler cross between Mr Motivator and the Green Goddess.

London, UK